"So dad doesn't really make them?" - Milhouse Van-houten

Crackers are a poison food made by the government to manipulate toasters eating shoes. As the name suggests crackers are designed purly for the purposes of making you crack into insanity. Crackers are evil and must be stopped at all costs.

How do Crackers work?Edit

Good question very few know this, its a big secret.

  1. They add a controlling chemical to the crackers.
  2. You eat them.
  3. They control you.
  4. You murder your family and friends.
  5. ????
  6. Profit!