Fandom

Insanitypedia Wiki

Liquorice

142pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments0 Share
Black-licorice

Liquorice always failed candy school


“It tastes bad!”
~ Ralph Wiggum on Liquorice

Liquorice is the most unknown type of lollie in the candy world, one because, why the hell is it black and why would anyone even want to eat a long stick a black made from something that came from a tree root?

Liquorice (also known as that yukky black stuff) is something that makes children hate candy.

Liquorice comes from the liquorice plant, whom is extremely annoyed at you for stealing its sap and will try and bring about your death whilst you sleep.

HistoryEdit

Liquorice-sticks

looks just like liquorice... and probably tastes as bad as it too

Liquorice has been eaten for thousands of years, which is quite silly really because no-body likes liquorice. Before discovering that bark tastes really bad and carries multiple negative side-effects, people used to eat the bark plain, It is only quite recent that the juice has been extracted to make the tar like substance.

After eating itEdit

“BLEEEECHHH!!! YEESH SO YUKKY!!!!!!!! POOP!!!! I HAET THIS!!!!!! GET ME A DRINK TO WASH OUT THE AWFUL TASTE!!!!! OH MY F***KING GOD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Vomits*”
~ Anyone

VarietiesEdit

 Liquorice allsorts are a very popular substitute for liquorice, mainly because it masks the terrible taste with much sweeter flavours. The first manufacturers of liquorice all-sorts created them as a way to boost sales and to use up all the off and mouldy liquorice sap stored away since no one was buying it.

Red liquorice is another variety of liquorice that as the name suggests is red.

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.