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Your typical Michael Jackson party van

Michael Jackson (1958-2009) is a former musician best known for fucking children, fucking up his face, and releasing records. He was a member of the Creep Gang.

He was twice accues of rape charges but he was acquitted of sexual abuse charges in 1993 and again in 2005, hopefully putting an end once and for all to these shameful attempts at character assassination, most unfortunately it didn't.

Notable Songs Edit

  • "Don't Stop Until You Get Enough (Plastic Surgery)" (1983)
  • "Say Say Say (I'm Going to Steal all your songs" (1982)
  • "Thriller" (1983)
  • "Beat It (I'm Sleepin' with the Kiddies)" (1983)
  • "Eat Shit" (1983)
  • "Billie Jean (You're So Les)" (1983)
  • "Bad" (1987)
  • "Some Guy Says i'm going to die today, but he's wro-" (2009, recorded seconds before death)

Michael Jackson is dead? Edit

In 2009 Michael Jackson suffered a horrible drug overdose, the family is still trying to unsuccessfully sue his doctor because of their beloved singers addiction to painkillers.

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