A pedophile is an individual that really enjoys the company of children. Pedophilia is the act of offering children candy in exchanged for a ride in a party van, although other forms exist. Pedophilia is considered a semi-legal activity due to the fact a number of upper class politicians partake in this activity.
A number of things give pedophiles away:
- Wear Shorts, above knee height
- Thongs, they all wear em
- Leg hair, they have plenty of it, be careful
- Slightly overweight
- They watch your every move
- They have very much facial hair and cat eyes, dont mistake one for a human sized cat
Pedophiles inhabit a number of habitats. Here is few:
- Dark alleyways, an old favourite
- Playgrounds, unless they have a kid, what the hell are they doing there?
- Train stations, along with the rest of societies filth.
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