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Evil toast

RUN!!! EVIL TOAST!!!

Toast is a yummy foodstuff that has been around for hundreds of years, often used to throw at people.

Toast has the ability to possess people, talk people into doing serious crimes and loss of control in the bowels, for this reasons many countries intend to ban toast as they fear it may conquer their countries and take over the world.

ITS NOT A CONSPIRICY, TOAST IS OUT TO GET YOU!!!

HistoryEdit

Toast is believed to have originated some 4,000 years ago when Egyptians started lighting bread on fire, some then realised this was dumb and started toasting the bread near the flame to shear perfection.

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